Saturday, August 15, 2009

love is cute.

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free..
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free..
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
If she comes back, and if you love her still..


Computer Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she NULL)
m_she new CShe;


Lawyer:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that..


Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free..
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! 'NEXT'.


Flirter:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back..
show her your new gurlfren.


Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free..
If she ever comes back, 1 1 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y 2X - log(0.46Y^2 )
(cos52/34X) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where ?c?is the infinite constant of no turning point.


* Me when i like someone:
Shy shy quiet quiet quiet
quiet quiet quiet quiet shy,
quiet quiet quiet.


***


Hmm.. It's a hot and sunny Saturday. Cloudless sky, i don't like. Gotta make myself some mushroom soup. Jeez it's Saturday already. I've like, 2 days left to cover the whole of module 1. >. <




7 Comments:

Blogger chiawen said...

If u are just not that into her.

if u love someone,
set her free,
if she comes back,
leave her,
if she doesn't, get over it quickly and move on...

i like ur post...^^

August 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

very philosophical,very true very smart of you to have seen everythg in perspective

August 15, 2009 at 4:11 PM  
Blogger Jiali Lau said...

Chia Wen: Haha. I like that 'if she comes back, leave' part. *high-fived*

Yuanyuan/mimi: I've just gotta say it again 'cz i'mmagical!' =D

August 15, 2009 at 10:55 PM  
Anonymous yiikping said...

nice one !
haha...
i like the flirter and the mathematician ^^

August 16, 2009 at 3:31 PM  
Blogger Jiali Lau said...

Ooh.. Not biologist? =D

August 16, 2009 at 7:54 PM  
Blogger ★*:′貝殼●笨●丫头│.·│.· said...

hey , nice one ! ^^

August 20, 2009 at 4:37 PM  
Anonymous Steven said...

i like these :)

August 23, 2009 at 8:30 PM  

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